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Father Ted · Season 3

Sean Yin, Father Ted and others in “Are You Right There, Father Ted?”

SYSean Yin

Well, the slide show was a big pile of crap. But the free drink, very much appreciated! Thank you Father Crilly!

Father Ted

Yes well, I just wanted to clear things up; I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas... priests... More drink!

AAll

Hooray!

[...]

Father Ted

To China!

AAll

Hooray!

SYSean Yin

To Craggy Island!

AAll

Hooray!

Father Ted

More drink!

AAll

Hooray!

BBartender

I'm sorry, the bar's closed.

AAll

Hooray!

Father Ted

Tell you what, how about everybody goes back to my place for a drink?

AAll

Hooray!

Father Dougal

Wait, I need to go to the toilet first!

AAll

Hooray!

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