(The opening credits of "Father Ben" begin playing)
(excited) Ted! Ted! Quick! It's "Father Ben"!
(Ted comes rushing in to watch)
God, I love this!
(The show within the show begins. Father Ben is sitting on a lounge that looks exactly like the one in Father Ted)
(In the show, Father Brendan appears, with something on his head)
FBFather Brendan (on TV)
God, Ben! I'm such an eejit! I put the shorts... on me head!
(Fathers Ted and Dougal laugh)
FBFather Ben (on TV)
God almighty Brendan, you really are a big fool!
(laughing at show) This is really top notch stuff.
(nodding) That Brendan's an eejit!
I know someone just like Ben... Big thicko!
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