(Fathers Ted and Dougal are waiting outside for the bishops as they leave)
(Bishop O'Neill exits first. He is dressed in hippy clothes)
Dougal.
(Bishop O'Neill shakes Dougal's hand)
Oh. You're welcome Bishop.
(correcting him). No, no. "Eddie".
Are you sure you won't reconsider your decision?
No. Anyway it's too late. I'm off to India for two months with a few friends. Ah, there they are. (gives peace sign to Ted and Dougal)
(Hippies in a VW Kombi drive up)
See you again then.
(Bishop O'Neill (Eddie), climbs into van with hippy friends, and is immediately given a marijuana joint, which he begins to smoke)
(Bishop Facks is the next to exit, walking very gingerly and accompanied by a paramedic)
Ah, your grace. (quietly) The Holy Stone... will it still be a class 2 when they, er... (motions head towards Facks's buttocks)
(Bishop Facks does not reply and walks off into a waiting ambulance)
(Bishop Jordan is the final one to exit, in a coffin carried by two men in suits)
God Bless. (Dougal gives a wave to the coffin as it passes by)
(Fathers Ted and Dougal walk inside into the living room)
That went pretty well I thought.
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