Ja, ja, very funny. Your arm is a blade that cuts trees.
All S1
CUE OCTOPUS!
Siegfried, I am not letting you give fake tickets to Matt Lauer!
(smacks Roy's hand) I do what I want. You are not the Kaiser of China!
Ohh... I am having it up to here with your besmirching the good name of Matt Lauer!
You're right. He does interrupt.
I told you. Licorice whip?
Yes, please. That would be lovely.
Now we shall have the drink of the magical fairies: Sprite.
Look, Kate she's beautiful now, but let's face it. She has a genetic pre-disposition to take up space (pokes Larry)
Larry:: (sarcastically laughs) I'll remember that when you're begging for your heart medication.
...But the zebra wouldn't die. I raked him with my claws... he jumped back up! I crushed him with boulders... he sprang back to life! Finally... I pushed him off a cliff. He lay there... lifeless. His blood black in the moonlight. It was done. (falls backwards. Hunter shakes with fear) It's alive! (springs back up holding dead zebra rug) Zombie Zebra!
EElephant
Fact. I am Lucy, from Lucy in the sky with diamonds. You don't know this because that damn McCartney takes all the credit!
Larry:: You're Lucy? But you're a guy.
Elephant:: It was a difficult time for all of us.
SAShop Assistant
I don't know how to make this more clear. We don't sell gifts for White Lions.
Roy:: I see. Congratulations on being a racist.
HLHi Larious
My boss fired me yesterday, I started to cry. My boss said 'I can't watch a grown man cry,' so I gave him a blindfold! Ka-Pow!
Larry::...That was terrible.
Hi Larious: Yeah? And you're gay!
(Reading a cue card) As you all know, the 3rd World War has left the world a barren wasteland.
Siegfried:: No, no! This one is for the lions. For their gift!
Roy:: Oh yeah... Dear Larry and Kate. We wanted to bring you the perfect gift, something you would use everyday. Please be enjoying this delightful Scandanavian Tea Service. Hopefully you will have us over for tea...soon.
Siegfried:: Very soon.
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