Awesome!
All S1
(To Larry; amazed) You know Donkey?!
Happiness, is being a grandparent.
(Talking to his rug) What do you think of our new place? Oh that's right you can't hear me because I killed you and sawdust now occupies where your brain was.
You're a fat, middle-aged, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson!
Larry, I just want you to know. If you were my own son... I'd be pretty disappointed, but I'd make do.
I love him... but the kid bums me out.
Roy is doing a good thing... WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?!?
I am Roy! 'Allo!
Hello, security camera! Here is one crime you cannot stop! (lifts shirt) I stole a six pack.
Magic, you fickle bitch.
Roy! You must be quiet! I am watching the tube of boobs!
SRSiegfried and Roy
Activate "Rocket Pants!"
Siegfried, have you lost your head brains?!
Siegfried. You are down a million dollars. I... am not going back... TO CANADA!!
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