Sarmoti quotes from Father of the Pride

Played by Carl Reiner · 7 quotes

Played by Carl Reiner

Father of the Pride · 64 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Father of the Pride: in 7 of its 64 quotes

Lines by Sarmoti 7

Happiness, is being a grandparent.

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(Talking to his rug) What do you think of our new place? Oh that's right you can't hear me because I killed you and sawdust now occupies where your brain was.

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You're a fat, middle-aged, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson!

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Larry, I just want you to know. If you were my own son... I'd be pretty disappointed, but I'd make do.

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I love him... but the kid bums me out.

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Sarmoti

Look, Kate she's beautiful now, but let's face it. She has a genetic pre-disposition to take up space (pokes Larry)

Larry:: (sarcastically laughs) I'll remember that when you're begging for your heart medication.

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Sarmoti

...But the zebra wouldn't die. I raked him with my claws... he jumped back up! I crushed him with boulders... he sprang back to life! Finally... I pushed him off a cliff. He lay there... lifeless. His blood black in the moonlight. It was done. (falls backwards. Hunter shakes with fear) It's alive! (springs back up holding dead zebra rug) Zombie Zebra!

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