Okay listen up, you need a zebra rug, I need to get a crazy Hindu elephant off my back.
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(Talking into camera) Vegas. Where every thrill is for sale including... murder! (Makes Psycho sound effects while zooming camera in and out on zebra)
I don't even know why I bothered learning the numbers in maths 'cause I have found the one!
(Elephant - Speaking very fast and worried) The turkey's just my roommate!
DAMN YOU CARL!
If only there was a symbol of mob anger! (Looks at torches and pitchforks) ROCKS!
Why are you talking like a black man from 1991?
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