TV show quotes
(Catnip is dropped next to her) What's that?
Kate:: Don't play dumb, this isn't a game. It's Catnip. (opens book) Or as you and your friends may call it, Monkey Junk, Street Cheese or... Siamese Colesaw.
Sierra:: What? You think that's mine?
Larry:: We found it in your room.
Sierra:: Oh my god... you searched my room? What happened to privacy?
Larry:: We saw a movie about A LION THAT DROVE A TRUCK! We're not going to let that happen to you.
I don't know if I can do this...
Sarmoti: With my help you can. Because as a lion you've got it here and here (prods his head and chest)
Larry: (chuckles) That tickles!
Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp shmock your grandma?
(notices beer bottles on table) What the..? Dad, were you playing poker in front of the kids?
Sarmoti: No sweetheart. I'm a drunkard, you know that.
Kate: Whatever.
(ashamed of her father about Emerson) This is all your fault, Emerson is probably boiling in a pot right now.
Larry:: Don't think that way honey maybe they grilled him (as his daughter glares at him) or setting him free in the ocean paradise, I bet that's it.
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