If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.
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Stay back... Stay back or I swear I will kill you.
KKaarvoc
I don't think that's very polite.
KKaarvoc
This is my home. All I need is more... what... food? Family? Is there a difference?
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head!
You been lyin' to your daddy boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Now, who’s your daddy? C’mon, you know who your daddy is. Who’s your daddy? D’Argo, tell him who his daddy is.
I’m your daddy.
That's right.
Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonalds, whatever.
JJool
There, I woke him up; now I hope he drops dead.
I say we just go get the guns and go steal the stuff.
Well at least now he's out of your nose.
Hair.
Yes, that's what I meant, at least now he's out of your nose hair.
[sarcastically introducing himself] John Crichton, Wizard of Oz.
Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth’s special Jello.
Oh wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your inane dribblings.
Talyn, you've seen them both naked, perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.
What if I have to piss?
Well then, we will all urinate together.
[to a DRD] All right, we don’t understand the R2-D2 crap. We’re gonna use the Star Trek system: one blink for yes, two blinks for no.
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