I'm a doctor. Just Relax.
I can wear a Freudian slip.
I find new places to take your temperature.
I can teach you left-handed Latvian rodeo torture.
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This is for calling me Sparky. And this is for Fluffy. And this is for Buckwheat, whatever that means.
JCJack Crichton
You're the one who wanted a child. I wanted a terrier!
LCLeslie Crichton
Oh, you couldn't give me what I really wanted.
JJack
Oh, so we get this loser! He can't fetch a ball, he can't get my slippers, he can't even land a damn module in one piece!
Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.
You're worse than me, I like that.
That’s a long way down. Either that or they have deep shag carpets.
YOU FRELLED US!
There’s just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere - good cop, bad cop.
D'Argo is thinking with his mivonks again.
Do you think it's possible... that Stark survived?
Since I got here, I've seen a lot of impossible things.
It’s going to be more real than real. It’s going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in Sensurround.
Something’s not right. Aeryn doesn’t even shower without a pulse pistol.
I'm nobody's puppet!
(to Rygel) You aren't into self-preservation. You are the KING of it!
John, all the things I've done as a warrior, all the horrible thoughts I've had all the cycles of my life, even about you, I am so sorry.
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