As John once said, I would rather go down on a swing!
Swinging. Go down swinging.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
How many times have we been close?
[Looking at D'Argo and whispering back] Just the once.
[quietly] No, no no no. not that kind of close.
Oh, you mean friend close. Umm, [clears throat] more than once.
May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.
Fine, just— ditch the firm, fly to Maui, shack up with the super model—BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP THE PORSCHE!
Paper cannot possibly beat rock.
It does. Paper beats rock.
Rock rips through paper.
D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.
That's unrealistic.
You know until today, I never really realized how much I love my feet.
Aeryn, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin up girl for frontal assault.
You robbed the dead!
And believe me, that wasn't as easy as it sounds.
I got great eyes; they're better than 20/20, and they're blue!
Bingo! Give Brainiac the fluffy doll!
Is that it, Sparky? Gonna take the road well-traveled? Gonna play dumb? [singing] I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry’s, Good Humor. What’s your favorite—creamsicle or fudgesicle?
Next time you'll be a crouton, Crichton!
I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys; what does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm only judging on my experience with you, but I've never seen such a deficient species.
I'm not deficient. I'm superior! Humans. Are. Superior.
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