Farscape quotes

Zhaan

There you are. We've been looking all over for you, Rygel. You're making the DRD's nervous.

D'Argo

I'm sorry you are leaving. My officers are sending up plans to retaliate.

I doubt so. You had nothing, but you used it well. Evran, there is no shame in losing to a clever opponent. And Ka D'Argo, I make it a point to someday kill my clever opponents.

I got a lotta names, John boy. Call me whatever pops your cork.

Crichton

Yeah, right. You're a regular Laurence Olivier.

Rygel

John Crichton, valued friend. No, wait. That's a bit much... John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. No, that's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage complete, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.

Crichton

It’s not Kansas, and you’re way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto.

Rygel

You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!

Rygel

I'm always ravenous when I'm about to take a long journey.

Aeryn

You and the others are trying to get home avoiding Peacekeeper territories. My home is Peacekeeper territories; it's just that I can't ever go back there. Ever.

Zhaan

Rygel, what a surprise. I see you're having something to eat. Is this your third helping or your fourth?

If he should ask for it, what body part are you willing to offer for it, your Eminence?

The quest for perfection demands our unwavering devotion. This Mengele sounds like a visionary!

Crichton

He was a monster.

Aeryn

You say you want to go back to this planet of pain and suffering!

Crichton

Well you guys don't have chocolate.

...she reallocated some resources.

Rygel

"Reallocated some resources"?! She starved you and almost suffocated us!

Crichton

Back off! Get that weapon out of my face before I feed it to you. Now tell your bitch to let my female go.

Crichton

I’m Butch. This is Sundance. We're the Hole in the Sky gang.