[Meg, Chris, Stewie and Brian discover that Meg can no longer cry]
Uh-oh! No tears means no cookies!
Which also means no cookie business!
Hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis, and I heard someone here was having a problem with feminine dryness.
Oh, I... I think I'm all set.
Have you tried Sliquid feminine wash? The natural solution to feminine dryness?
Oh, no... no. I... I think we have different problems, dawg.
I'd hear her out. Sliquid's the one feminine wash that goes on dry and doesn't drip.
Chris, are you selling intimacy projects with Jamie Lee Curtis?
Well, Stewie, I'd say Sliquid sells itself.
[Chris and Jamie laugh]
It goes on dry?
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