You forgot your anniversary again.
Yeah, and what's worse, I lied and I told Lois I had an awesome gift planned for tonight. If I don't come up with somethin' amazing, I am so screwed.
Hey, you want to give Lois a treat? Popcorn-ucopia. Now, they're a little outfit out there in Fort Wayne, Indiana, family owned and operated for five generations over there in the "crossroads of America." Indiana's state motto. And get this. They make a metal cannister with three different kinds of popcorn, but they're separated!
Maybe you should just take Lois out to a fine restaurant.
Now, I can hear some of you saying, "Joe, why separated?"
None of us are sayin' that, Joe.
Okay, here's why. Three flavors of popcorn in one tin, and they don't mix. Unless, of course, you want them to mix. This is a home run, man.
[to Peter] Kind of short notice to get a good table in any restaurant.
I don't think you appreciate that they don't mix. Your caramel corn stays separate from your cheese corn, which stays separate from your corn corn. You see, in the past, you would need three tubs of corn.
Yes, we get it! We know about the corn, Joe!
[chuckles] Honestly, I don't think you do.
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