[Lois announces it's time to go to the Quahog tree lighting ceremony]
Sweet. Tree lightning. Guess that means it's showtime.
[takes out a bag of eggs]
Wait...what is this?
Oh, nothing. Just my tradition of putting four dozen hard-boiled eggs in a Kroger bag and passing them out at the tree lightning.
Okay, we get it, Meg. You're dark and different. [whispering to Lois] Wow, Meg is dark and different.
Yeah, they call me "Meg the Egg" cuz of my big bag of eggs. I hope you guys don't start calling me that but you can if you want to.
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