Okay, Brian. What do you get for me?
Okay, birthday jokes. [reading one of his jokes] We may not be colleagues, but there's no one in your league.
Boy, that's a brick on the backboard. Chris, what do you got?
I drove the family to Disneyland for vacation and when we got off the highway, the sign said "Disneyland Left" so we drove back home.
Chris, that's going in the show. See that, Brian? Don't be afraid to pull our heartstrings.
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