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Family Guy · Season 19

Stewie, Priest and others in “Stewie's First Word”

[crossly] I hate this. When do I get my cookie? I want my cookie so I can go home.

PPriest

Now please join me in silent prayer and as we settle into the silence, I remind you that in honor of Lent, today's coffee service will not include chewy Chips Ahoy.

[furiously, censored] FUCK!

[Everyone gasps in shock]

Hey, Stewie said his first word, and it was a swear!

Well, this is unacceptable! We have to leave right now and go straight to breakfast! Unbelievable! [Walks out of the church and enters the car] Let's go!

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