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Family Guy · Season 17

Jess, Brian and others in “Married… with Cancer”

[Brian chats with Jess]

JJess

Tell me about it. He called me a dick earlier. [slides one of her cups to Brian] I'm Jess.

Thanks! I'm Brian. Well Jess, bottoms up!

JJess

If you're lucky.

So this place... ah, worse than Syria, don't you think?

JJess

Yes! Everything about it is awful: the people, the music... [say it with Brian] if you can call it music.

Oh my God, we were grumpy and bitter at the same time!

Aaaaaaaaah!

JJess

[giggles] I like you, Brian! You say what's on your mind.

Hey, life's too short, right?

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