[after Lois walks in on Brian and Stewie watching the director's cut of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which features Willy Wonka as a pedophile]
What did he say? Brian, this does not seem appropriate to watch in front of the baby.
"Not appropriate"? You took me to see Magic Mike XXL.
[cutaway to Lois holding Stewie while trying to find a movie theater seat]
Huh, this one's wet. [looks at the seat next to her]: This one too. [walks to another seat]: Also wet. [looks at the seat next to her]: Huh, this one's dry, but the back of the seat in front of it is wet.
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