[to Peter, walking by with a black wig and carrying brown paint] What are you doin'?
Lois, to show I'm in touch with what it's like to be African-American, I am gonna go to the middle of the town square, get naked and paint myself brown.
No, no. That's offensive. You can't pretend to be black. That's a stupid idea.
What?
[enraged] It's a stupid idea! You're a stupid man! [Furiously rolls her magazine and starts beating Peter with it] A stupid, stupid man!
Ow, you're hurting me! Stop it! Stop it, Lois!
No! I'm so sick of your crap! Why do you always do these stupid things?! And why do you always announce them to me BEFORE YOU DO THEM?! ARE YOU TRYIN' TO GET A RISE OUTTA ME?! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!
[sobbingly] No, no, it's not what l want! It's not what I want! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[Chris and Meg see this on the stairs]
It's never been this bad before. What do we do?
What we always do.
[They take off their hats and start taking off their hair]
I'm in charge of my head, that much l know!
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