Lois, it seems like you learned the lesson I intended.
What lesson?
Oh, you know, uh... That... this holiest of days is about... uh... appreciating our loved ones and, uh... resisting temptation.
Oh, so it was a test. Like when your Father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac.
Yes, that! That’s exactly right. Uh, well... I can see my work here is done...
Well taught, Jesus. Well taught.
Yeah, I guess, who cares, I’m not even real. Merry Christmas.
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