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Family Guy · Season 12

Brian, Chris and others in “Meg Stinks!”

[after Brian got sprayed by a skunk; He is trying to bath himself with cans of tomato juice.]

Hey, guys, I-I think the tomato juice is really working. Don't you?

No. You smell like my six-foot-tall German girlfriend.

GWGerman Woman

Christopher, are you ready to go to the Guttenschvartzen?

Hell, da! She can swim across the pool in two strokes.

[A German woman picks Chris up and leaves.]

Wh... I don't know what else to do.

[sternly] I do. [throws Brian out of the house] Until the smell wears off, you're staying outside!

Outside?! Lois, I'm an inside dog! I'm an inside dog!

I'm sorry, Brian, but you stink. [closes door while leaving]

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