[about his broken leg] The worst part about it is I can't have sex! God, I wish there was a way I could just do it myself, you know, just to be done and napping within four minutes.
Let me show you something...
[time lapse. Carter looks relaxed]
That... was... amazing! And Lynda Carter wasn't here?
No, that was just in your mind!
Incredible! So you can do that, like what, once a year or something?
No, you can do it basically whenever you're not doing something else.
Cool! Hey, next time I wanna try it with my hand.
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