[Peter checks up on his hairless twin brother]
PSPeter's Twin
Close the door! The moonlight burns!
It's almost Christmas. It's almost Christmas.
PSPeter's Twin
Christmas?
Yes. Keep being good, and all the eggshells and coffee grounds will be yours.
PSPeter's Twin
Can I meet the family?
You've overstepped! No Christmas!
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