[When Meg is telling Chris to call those girls]
No way! That was the last thing on your list! I can't do this anymore.
Well, you should have thought of that before you stole money out of mom's purse. I own you. Now, here's my post office key. I need you to go down town and get my stuff from my P.O box.
Y...You don't get your mail here?
No. I get a lot of private correspondence from the Netherlands.
Like what?
Like I'm part of a group that kinda trashes Anne Frank's house every year.
You know what? No. That's it! I'm no...I'm not doing anymore of your crap, Meg.
Chris, don't you see? You have no choice. I'll just go tell mom and dad about the money, and they'll ground your ass for a YEAR!
I don't care! Tell em'! 'Cause I'm not gonna be here! I'm gonna run away and no one will ever see me again!
Good! Go! And who's even gonna miss you? You're just a little thief!! Where ya goin' Chris? Who are you gonna turn to? You don't even have any friends!
[Herbert's home]
Hi, I ran away from home. Do you mind if I live with you?
Live with me?! My goodness, I feel like I want to pinch myself to see if I'm dreamin'! [Herbert pinches his right arm, which bruises all over the arm] Hot dog! It's real!
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