[a police cruiser pulls up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire]
Oh, thank God. Cops.
Oh, good. You guys can still catch Briggs! He's headed that way!
We're not here for him. [the two officers draw their pistols] We're here for you guys.
You're under arrest for interfering with a police investigation.
What?!
[Cop #1 handcuffs Joe]
[as Cop #2 handcuffs him and Quagmire] Yeah, what the hell? You should be arresting the real criminals, like switchblade welding white guys from movies and TV who don't talk like normal people talk!
[scene cuts to a 50s-like thug mugging an old lady and threating her with his switchblade]
Easy, mama. Hand over that purse, and everything will be real cool, you dig?
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