Spidey, can you swing us across with your web?
SMSpider-Man
No, I can't swing you across. And it's Spider-Man, not Spidey.
I'm pretty sure I've heard people call you Spidey.
SMSpider-Man
Yeah. Close friends. What's your name?
Peter.
SMSpider-Man
Hey, Petey; do stuff for me!
Oh, I don't like that.
SMSpider-Man
Yeah, you're a fat nobody. I'm fucking Spider-Man.
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