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Family Guy · Season 11

Stewie, Brian and others in “Yug Ylimaf”

[Brian and Stewie hear groaning]

What the devil is that?

It's Peter and Chris. Sounds like they're in trouble.

[they go to the living room and they see Peter and Chris groaning with vomit all over the room]

My God. Why is there so much vomit everywhere?

[points at a bottle] Is that the ipecac bottle? [suddenly realizes] Oh, no! No, please, not this!

Oh, God! It's not gonna be coming out of us, it's gonna be going - [throws up]

Oh, dear God! [throws up; Peter's vomit covers his eyes] Aah! WHAT THE HELL?!

[Peter holds Brian's ears and throws up]

I don't wanna! I don't wanna! [regurgitates]

Dad, I'm scared! [vomits and cries]

Oh God, this is so disgusting! I think I'm gonna puke! [regurgitates] FUCK!

[Brian and Stewie go outside, wipe their mouths, and groan in disgust]

Stewie, I don't care what it takes. We've GOT to fix this! We just ate so much vomit!

Brian, it gets worse. Look.

[Stewie and Brian see a pregnant Bonnie putting some mail in the mailbox]

Yeah, Bonnie is pregnant with Susie. So what?

That means Susie has been "unborn".

Oh, my God! Stewie, you aren't that much older than Susie.

Brian, if we don't push time forward again soon, then I too will become unborn.

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