[Peter replaces a family portrait with a portrait of Laser Tag Times newspaper article reading "Peter Griffin Eliminates Enemies. DESTROYS WORLD!"]
I put our family on the map tonight. No longer will we be just those faceless nobodys who brought the bird flu to Quahog.
You know, there's something seriously wrong with the man who always puts his friends over his family.
Come on, Lois. I think you're over reacting. What's so wrong about a guy hanging out with his buddies?
Buddies? You're one of his buddies?
Yeah, and you know why? 'Cause I don't try to tell him what he can and can't do.
Oh, please, Brian. You're just two people living in the same house. If you didn't, you'd never hang out with each other in a million years. He owns you. You're his property.
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