[Lois, Donna and Bonnie lie on the couch, intoxicated.]
[drunk] He-he-ey-hey! I got an idea for something that's gonna be so fuckin' funny! [whispers to Bonnie and Donna] Okay, Bonnie, go get it. It's in the closet. [Bonnie leaves] Brian! Brian, come out here! [Brian enters the living room, reading a book]
I'm reading.
[giggles] What...what...whatta you reading?
Well, I was just finishing Jonathan Franzen's book. Y'know, I'll admit, it has its moments, but it's completely overrated. I mean, I'm not saying I wrote something similar to it several years ago, but I am saying -
Grab him!
[The wives jump on top of a struggling Brian.]
What? Hey-hey?! What are you doing?! Hey!
Get his paw! Hold still!
Hey, hey, hey! What-?!
Push him down onto all fours!
No! What are you do-?! I don't wanna do this!
If he really starts freaking out, put your pinkie in his butt!
[The wives release Brian; he is dressed as a bee and trying to get the costume off.]
Calm down! Calm down!
[She whacks Brian on the head with the book. He runs into the stereo and the three women break down laughing hysterically.]
Now, Stewie!
[walks in carrying a pistol] Alright, I guess this is the night bitches die.
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