Tom, Peter and others in “Friends of Peter G.”

Tom

This man wants to testify!

Peter

Very well, my brother. Let us lead him on the path of righteousness!

Tom

This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of drinking, he can only speak in short, choppy utterances. Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were, he'd say, "Leonard Bernstein, Johann Sebastian Bach, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart". But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed. Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?

Ollie

CHER!

Tom

He doesn't even like Cher!