[after Brian realizes that the woman he had sex with was Quagmire's father, he regurgitates for a long time, then screams]
What? What the hell? What's wrong with you?
I HAD SEX WITH HER!
WHAT!?
I HAD SEX WITH HER AT THE MARRIOTT!
[screams] WHY?!
I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER!
OH, MY GOD!
[both scream]
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! WHEN THEY MOVE TO A NEW PLACE, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO NOTIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!
He didn't actually move! He's just visiting!
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