Brian and Stewie in “Brian & Stewie”

You've had energy bars this whole time? You idiot!

Stewie

Not energy bars. Jenny Craig Anytime Bars. And you bitched yourself out a bite.

All right, I'm sorry, all right? Can I have one, please?

Stewie

All right.

Can you give me a caramel one?

Stewie

No. You can have, um, um, you can have, um - You can have strawberry yogurt.

I don't like strawberry yogurt.

Stewie

Picky for someone who eats the same food out of a bowl on the floor every night.

Okay, I get it.

Stewie

A bowl that starts in the kitchen and ends up in the living room.

Shut up.

Stewie

Forgets four seconds later that he ate it.

Shut up!

Stewie

Ooh, harsh tone. You just got bumped down to coconut mint.