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Family Guy · Season 8

Stewie and Brian in “Brian & Stewie”

[On a cellphone] Hi, uh, this is Stewie Griffin. Uh, who am I talking to? Hi, Matthew. I think you're the salesman who helped me pick out a Thom Browne sweater two weeks ago. Yes, I was going to see The Bounty Hunter that night. Well, I enjoyed it very much. Thank you. Good memory, my word. Anyway, it doesn't fit properly and...

Give me the damn phone!

Hey! Stop it. Um, and I don't think I'm gonna make it to the store before closing time today. Is it possible to get an extension on that refund? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No exceptions, I see. So you're telling me if I was James Franco calling, I would still not be able to get an extension for one day? Yes, Matthew, I will hold for your manager. [whispered] I'm gonna wrap this up so quickly. [Brian snatches a cellphone] Hey!

Sorry, he's gonna have to call you back...It's dead. You wasted the one phone call we had to return a sweater?!

A $3,000 sweater, which I am now stuck with. Oh, this day. [Brian angrily slaps him on a face] Ow.

You stink! And now I'm trapped in here with you and your stink because you were too stupid to call somebody who could help us!

[begins tearing] That really hurt.

Go away! I can't even look at you!

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