Stewie... did you... did you kill Lois?
Of course I didn't, Brian. Remember what you said? I'm all talk. I wouldn't possibly go through with it. I'll just poop and fall asleep! [his head turns 90º slowly and creepily as he talks]
[freaked out] My God... you did it! You actually did it!
Oh God, I've really screwed myself up here. Listen, could you reach into my pocket and get the number for that acupuncturist?
You son of a bitch, you killed Lois!
Good luck proving that, Brian! Now, seriously, that number?
Well, I am gonna expose you for what you are! No matter what it takes! You are gonna pay for this! [leaves]
You know, it's funny. From this position, I can hear Meg up in her room.
[cut to Meg]
I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks.
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