So, Meg, any luck finding another job?
No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now. The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.
[cut to Meg on the couch, on the phone]
What am I wearing? Um...a hat, and...glasses? What kind of underwear? Um...I don't know...big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what? Oh. What would I do to you? Well, um... I guess, maybe we could get pizza, and we could watch House?
[cut to Peter in the bedroom, on the phone, revealing he's the caller]
All right, I am totally flaccid, but thank you anyway, ma'am. I appreciate your time. [hangs up]
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