So what happened?
Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being an adult sucks. Women are a royal pain in the ass. It's like you can't just hang out with men, you know? Just live with someone of your sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know?
They do, it's called being gay.
Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could get into that.
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