[Brian and Stewie are sitting on the couch in the living room]
Hey, where's Olivia?
Oh, she's probably up at the house.
Brian: Stewie.
Stewie: Yeah?
Brian: It's not your fault.
Stewie: What?
Brian: It's not your fault.
Stewie: I know.
Brian: It's not your fault.
Stewie: I know. [squints his eyes, confused with what Brian is trying to tell him]
Brian: No, Stewie, Stewie. It's not your fault.
[They get off the couch and face each other]
Stewie: Don't do this to me, man! Not you, man!
Brian: It's not your fault.
Stewie: [on the verge of tears] Screw you! Cut it out, man!
Brian: It's not your fault.
Stewie: [starts crying and Brian hugs him] Why is it so hard? I didn't know it was gonna be so hard!
[They let go]
Look, Stewie, you stood up before God and all your toys and you took an oath to stick it out when things got tough. You want her to see you as an adult? Well, this is adulthood. (Stewie stops crying and dries his tears)
You're right, Brian. I can't hide from this relationship. It's my responsibility to deal with it. I mean, what kind of a man would I be if I ran off now?
Well, you'd be a black man.
[shocked] Wow! Wow! Whoa! What was that!?
Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! That was my father talking!
You, um... You gotta work on that, man. Bad dog. [leaves]
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