[deleted scene on DVD; Chris marches up to Quagmire, who is watering the lawn]
Hey, Chris, what's going on?
Give me your car keys.
Huh? What for?
[furiously] I said GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS!! [starts yelling while beating Quagmire up with headbutting, kicking and punching, then knocks him to the ground and pounds him] It didn't have to be this way, Glenn! [takes Quagmire's car keys] You should've given me your keys. [gets in Quagmire's car and drives off]
[enters the scene] Quagmire, what the hell happened to you?
Your damn kid just totally kicked my ass!
Meg did this?
No, you dummy, Chris! He came over here, beat the crap out of me and took my car!
Well, Chris is gonna get it, as soon as I get my hands on him.
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