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Family Guy · Season 5

Lois and Peter in “Stewie Loves Lois”

Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?

[slowly] I was raped.

Lois [chuckles] What?

Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.

[chuckles harder] What? [Peter whispers in her ear; annoyed] Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for men your age.

You sound just like him! [runs off, sobbing]

Fuckin' idiot.

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