[Peter and Brian watch TV]
And now, stay tuned for Three's Company.
[the television shows Three's Company]
Jack, are you out there? I wanna show you my new bikini.
[her top is blacked out]
What the hell?! Why they blockin' out all the good stuff?
[he switches to another station showing The Dick Van Dyke Show, with "Dick" and "Dyke" crossed out in the title]
It's The [bleep] Van [bleep] Show, starring [bleep] Van [bleep].
They're messin' with my shows!
Come to think of it, there was something very different about that Honeymooners episode I watched today.
[flashback to said episode of said program]
One of these days, Alice, one of these days,...!
[over Ralph's line: "Pow! Right to the moon!"] I'm gonna help stimulate the economy by buying an American car.
[back to the present]
This must be the FCC overreacting to the David Hyde Pierce incident. They're censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
What the hell?! They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV, and she looks like a foot! Well, mark my words, I'm gonna fight this!
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