[Peter starts his broadcast of PTV]
Hi, there. I'm Peter Griffin, and you're watchin' PTV, where you get to watch your favorite shows as nature intended them, with all the sex, violence, swearing, and farts intact. Like the episode of All in the Family where Archie got the Jeffersons to move.
[he shows a clip of said episode of All in the Family; Archie burns down a cross in front of George's house]
Time for you to move there, Jefferson!
Oh, Archie! I can't see outta my sheet!
Edith, will ya stifle yourself? We're supposed to be incognitus!
[cut back to PTV]
And who could forget that classic episode of The Waltons?
[he shows a clip of said episode of The Waltons]
Good night, Jim-Bob.
Good night, Mary Ellen. Good night, Pa.
Good night, Jim-Bob. Good night, Elizabeth.
Good night, Pa. Good night, Ma.
Good night, Elizabeth. Good night, John-Boy. [silence] Good night, John-Boy.
[she walks up to John-Boy's door and opens it]
John-Boy?
Damn it! Can't a guy masturbate in this house?
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