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Family Guy · Season 4

Peter, Cleveland and others in “The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire”

All right, Cleveland. If this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothin' will.

[he puts on a Quagmire mask]

Hey, look at me! I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!

[Cleveland laughs]

Those are so his mannerisms. [laughs]

Peter, what the hell are you doing?

I'm not Peter, I'm Quagmire! And I'm doin' you, Loretta!

[he puts a Loretta mask on Brian]

What the hell?

[the two act out Quagmire having sex with Loretta; they shout inaudiably, much to Cleveland's anger; Cleveland growls, grabs the Quagmire mask, and splits it in half]

Glenn Quagmire, YOU'RE DEAD!

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