Brian, Old Man and others in “Da Boom”

...besides, this place is paradise.

Sure is, except for Randy Newman.

Peter

Randy Newman?

Yup, just sits there all night and day, singing about what he sees.

[sings and plays piano] Fat man with his kids and dog, drove in through the morning fog. Hey there, Rover, come on over!

Lois

Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.

[sings] Red-headed lady, reachin' for an apple, gonna take a bite. Uh, nope nope. She's gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse! ....She takes a bite, chews it once, twice, three times, four times, stops... Saliva workin' takes a long hard look at Randy. Five times. Fat ol' husband walkin' over!

Lois

[whispers] Let's get the hell out of here.

[sings] And they're walkin' down the road. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot... [apple hits him on the head and knocks him down]