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SEASON 2

F Is for Family · Season 2

F Is for Family Season 2 quotes

2 quotes

S2 E1Heavy Sledding

JFJimmy Fitzsimmons

[after throwing a snowball in Bill's face] If you cross my path today, Murphy, I will scalp you, shit in the scalp, and slap it back on your head so everybody calls you "shit-wig", and--

JFJimmy Fitzsimmons

[whimpering, backing off] Oh man, don't hurt me!

Yeah! You'd better run from me!

[Susan is shown next to him, also looking angry]

JFJimmy Fitzsimmons

[retreating] I'm afraid of your wife, you out-of-work pussy-fart!

You see that, Sue? Everybody knows. I can't even intimidate children anymore.

SMSusan Murphy

Don't let him bother you, Frank, he'll be in jail soon.

S2 E8F Is for Fixing It

FMr. Fitzsimmons

Jimmy James Fitzsimmons, get in this fucking car! Yeah, you've seen the light. Beating up little fat girls, I ought to kick your ass!

PBPhillip Bonfiglio

I'm a boy.

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