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F Is for Family · Season 2, Episode 1

Jimmy Fitzsimmons, Frank Murphy and others in “Heavy Sledding”

Jimmy Fitzsimmons

[after throwing a snowball in Bill's face] If you cross my path today, Murphy, I will scalp you, shit in the scalp, and slap it back on your head so everybody calls you "shit-wig", and--

Jimmy Fitzsimmons

[whimpering, backing off] Oh man, don't hurt me!

Frank Murphy

Yeah! You'd better run from me!

[Susan is shown next to him, also looking angry]

Jimmy Fitzsimmons

[retreating] I'm afraid of your wife, you out-of-work pussy-fart!

Frank Murphy

You see that, Sue? Everybody knows. I can't even intimidate children anymore.

Susan Murphy

Don't let him bother you, Frank, he'll be in jail soon.

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