Professor Screw-well, there must be some way for me to make up being late to school.
You need an insertion of discipline.
[They both grunt moan and groan when the kids saw the porn film, "Fuck School". When Frank enters angrily]
BILL! [the kids gave them a shock] What the fսck is this?!
[The kids were clamoring and running away from the Former Stevenson's house]
[shocked] Dad!
[angrily] BILL!
[shrieked with a shock and shouts] SUE, DON'T LOOK!!! DON'T LOOK!!!
[peaks out of his eyes and looks at Frank] Your daddy's got an uncut hog on his face!
[starts panicking at the kids scaring him off] UGH!!! NO, NO, NO!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! [grunts, kicks the movie projecter and cause them on fire and he's shocked in horror]
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