Bill Murphy, Kevin Murphy and others in “Bill Murphy's Day Off”

Now I gotta tell Dad I'm suspended and get him to sign this. He's gonna kill me.

Wait, you're gonna narc on yourself? Have I taught you nothing?! They never check those things! Just forge Dad's name and take the day off.

Easy for you to say. You've never been suspended.

I've been suspended 37 times. The system is a joke. They suspend me cause I'm a piece of shit. They give me a paper saying I'm said 'piece of shit', and I'm supposed to get my parents to sign it? Why the fuck would I do that? I'm a piece of shit! For the life of me, I don't know why they don't just call the house.