[after being caught taking drugs in the toilets]
[to Darren] It's your fault.
Why's it my fault?
They saw your head over the cubicle door.
They saw your head under the cubicle door, so...
[security guard enters]
Well, well, well, the Three Stooges.
[Andy laughs]
...Is something funny?
Your joke, it was...
Shut up. Corbett it's always bloody Corbett. See, I expected it from him, but you,[to Andy] you're the new kid on the block. How'd you fall in with this crowd?
[Andy mumbles]
...Is this it? Or is there any more?
[Corbett pulls a bag from his pocket]
Just a bit of whizz, you know? To blow away the cob-webs.
Hand it over. Where'd you get it?
Don't remember.
Don't piss me about. Where'd you get it?
Don't remember.
Was it Moira Stuart?
I can't say.
We don't want you, just give us a name and you can walk free.
You don't get it, mate, do you? I don't remember.
Alright. Here's something you will remember, you're banned from BAFTA, you can never win a BAFTA now.
What? Me as well?
Yeah, all of you.
Oh...
You can never attend any of our varied events, you can't come to the film BAFTAs, you can't come to the TV BAFTAs, you can't even come to the children's BAFTAs.
What about the Welsh BAFTAs?
Would you attend the Welsh BAFTAs if you were asked?
Probably.
Expect a call.
[pointing at Andy] He'll come to the Welsh BAFTAs, if you want.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're after more, you know, respected comedians.
Makes sense.
Get out of my sight. That's all of you, yeah?
"Makes sense".
I reckon I could've had him in a fight.
Yeah? You f-f.. Idiot.
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