Calm down, [holds up muffin] muffin?
No.
Have a lovely bit of muffin.
I don't want any.
Do you mind if I have a little bit of muffin?
No.
Thank you, [into intercom] Bar?
[through intercom] Yo?
I'm having the muffin.
[through intercom] I'll come through.
Why is this an event?
It's exciting. [bites into muffin]
[Shaun enters]
Alright, Andy?
Alright, Shaun.
[they shake hands]
Lovely bit of muffin.
[to muffin] Hello, you.
[Shaun bites into the muffin while it's still in Darren's hand]
Why's he eating like that?
Yeah, why are you eating it like that?
Me hands, been cleaning out the toilets, got no gloves.
You... you shook my hand when you came in.
Well that's politeness innit?
He's just being polite.
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